The ultimate collectible.
Traits? Well, each pixel has an R value, a G value, and a B value. And yeah, Tyler Hobbs, we know you’re reading and are about to say we should use H, S, and B instead but you can shove it up your ass right along with your Fidenza billions. Real deep up there.
Utility? With only 576 CryptoPixels you can make a CryptoPunk worth millions!
Rarity? Each pixel is provably unique (in the Heraclitean sense). And you know how one of your drunk crypto bros mentioned hashes once and it was the only word short enough for you to remember after blacking out? We give you 3 hashes. Think of the street cred with the even dumber fuckers out there buying random numbers!
Bullshit hidden messages? Oh yeah, you’re getting excited now, aren’t you? We’ve done some real alien shit and buried blueprints for a spaceship in here. You just have to work with the “community” to combine your pixels into the plans. Real. Fucking. Interstellar. Travel. How’s that roadmap?
Is this art? Are you art?